Put on your "God" robes, start the machine and pour in two cups
of Insta-Friend powderand add four capfuls of virgin soil from a
deserted island.Let the mixture churn for 3 hours.When batter is
ready, pour into the human-sized tray and leave it in a kiln.
There..once the timer buzzes, you have an Insta-Friend.All Rights
Reserved. 
